One Liner Task

Write one-liners for the following games using the formula:

A [GENRE OF GAME] (optional sime to [GAME] with a [TYPE OF CHARACTER] who [ACCOMPLISHES A GOAL] in [TYPE OF GAME WORLD]

 

Super Mario

A PLATFORMER WITH A FAT ITALIAN PLUMBER WHO EATS FLOWERS AND STEPS ON SENTIENT MUSHROOMS, WHILST TRYING TO SAVE HIS GIRLFRIEND FROM A GRUMPY TURTLE, IN A WORLD OVERRUN WITH PIPES.

 

Sonic The Hedgehog

 

 

A PLATFORMER WITH A DYED BLUE HEDGEHOG WHICH HAS ADHD, WHO SCURRIES AROUND TIRELESSLY WHILST DIGESTING GOLD RINGS IN AN EXTREME HILLS BIOME.

 

Legend of Zelda

 

AN ACTION ADVENTURE GAME WITH A FREAKISHLY LONG-EARED KID WHO OBSESSIVLY SMASHES VASES, IN A WORLD WHERE ITS NORMAL FOR A POSTMAN TO STALK YOU.

 

Halo

 

 

A FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER WITH A SEEMINGLY UN-KILLABLE HUNK OF MUSCLE WHICH IS IN LOVE WITH A HOLOGRAM, WHO SLAUGHTERS THOUSANDS OF ALIENS WHICH WERE JUST GOING ABOUT THEIR DAILY BUSINESS IN OUTER SPACE.

Call of Duty

 

 

A FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER WITH A MASS MURDERER WHO CONTINUES KILLING MERCILESSLY IN WARZONES.

Pokémon

 

AN RPG WITH A DARSTEDLY TEENAGER WHO LOVES ANIMAL CAPTIVITY AND DOG FIGHTING WHO CAPTURES WILD ANIMALS AND MAKES THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH, IN A WORLD WHERE THIS IS MORALLY OKAY.

 

Street Fighter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A FIGHTING GAME WITH A BODYBUILDER WHO BRUTALLY BEATS ALL THE OTHER BODYBUILDERS TO DEATH IN A 2-DIMENSIONAL WORLD.